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#Shoftek!

The driving analogy is cold giving my current situation. I will inform you that I was cut off by an unlicensed driver 40 ft in front of me without a blinker. Not bitter at all. But God has a way of rearranging lives sometime. Most unexpected things can happen from the craziest of circumstances. Sometimes, you are challenged so much that brings a new side of you you never knew that you had. I hope one day soon before anyone else, I can share my secrets with you. I know that you may have already watched it on YouTube. I'll move on and pretend it is only an analogy.......

Here is my reply:
I’m a neurosurgeon — dealing with rare, mythical, impossible creatures is kind of my specialty. Getting you to trust someone capable isn’t nearly as legendary as you make it sound.
One day you’ll realize it’s not the unicorn that’s rare — it’s finding someone who actually knows what they’re doing.

So now I’m curious — does the weighted blanket actually help her settle, or to apply pressure just to keep her mind from sprinting in ten directions at once?
I am always thinling about multiple things at once. It helps me in the OR but maybe that is the reason that you say I am lacking common sense.

Since we are using analogies, (I hope) I will continue.
Old and crippled? Please. You’re about as “old” as a brand‑new saddle that’s been broken in just enough to be dangerous, and the only thing crippled about you is your ability to cripply my prode and my confidence.....LOL.
And for the record, you’re not old, you’re not crippled, and you’re definitely not done doing ridiculous things that make everyone else nervous. You’re built for motion, not retirement.
But go ahead — try it anyway. I already know you will.

Goose had taught me how to speak and act country. He saw you and I and he said I needed help. He said he is willing take me as an apprentice so I don't mess this up.

I had to buy a pillow from a gay guy because Jonny walked besides me and I didn't want her to know that I am talking with you so I turned and started to talking to the person next to me. He was holding a pillow so I bought it. Today he came to collect his money.....LOL.

I know that you are at work but you still owe me stories. 😃

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