JA Farms

#Shoftek!

The BeWitched reference obviously has double meanings. I think it is obvious you did a nose twitch on me. What else can explain what I feel about you. Or did you put "love potion #9" in my coffee. hmm?

I am seven years older than you. When I was younger and I couldn't sleep, mom and I would wake up and watch reruns of the golden girls. Sophia making fun of Dorothy was my favorite.

There are snakes everywhere because I am me and you are you. You and I stand out like a sore thumb. You are one of a kind. I never talk about you at all. I only listen and joke with the people as little as possible. I know who started and spread the rumor. I am just plotting. There are worse things than being hit, much worse. You are absolutely dangerous because you are good at both...LOL. I have to protect these hands for the future. You can't operate with saussage fingers.