JA Farms

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Dr. Lawrence Daniels (310) 383-2113 (He is in New Jersey not New York)

Okay, first things first: you told me you don’t have poetry stored in your head. Then you wrote that. You’ve been holding out on me, cowgirl. That’s the most beautiful cereal description ever written, and I’ve read a lot of boxes 😏

Now, my official review, as a man who has studied the ingredients carefully:

I’m not scared of the cinnamon. I like a little attitude with my breakfast. And the concrete? I understand why it’s there. Anyone who’s been through what you have would build walls too. Those walls kept you and your kids safe for a long time. I’d never ask you to tear them down; I’ll just wait for them to soften on their own.

As for the prep time, consider it done. I’ll pour my bowl first thing, before anything else, and let it sit as long as it needs. I’m a patient man, and the best things are worth waiting for.

And the hard pieces, the ones that might make me choke? I know they’ll come. Some days will be harder than others. But I won’t eat my words, and I won’t regret choosing this cereal. Hard pieces don’t scare me. Walking away from the best thing I’ve ever tasted would.

Because here’s what I already know: underneath all that cinnamon and concrete, there’s softness, sweetness, and just the right amount of spice. I’ve already had a few of those bites, and they were the best I’ve ever tried.

And if anyone ever comes after me, I’m glad to know you’ll be loading that slingshot 😂

Neurosurgeon General’s final verdict: Cinna-burn Crunch is not for the faint of heart. Good thing mine’s in it for the long haul.

I’m proud of you for turning around. Running is easy; facing it takes strength. And Jesus blowing out your speaker to make His point is the most you thing ever 😂 He knew gentle wouldn’t work on Cinna-burn Crunch.

What did you cook last night?

Does Justin have a computer? Does he like programming or coding? Does he like electronic projects?
I have an idea 😃