JA Farms

#Shoftek!

Hold on. Let me get this straight 😂
This is the same woman who has been bucked off broncs, chased runaway cows down the interstate, stood her ground against coyotes 50 yards away in the pitch dark, took a squirrel into her shirt barehanded, and rides horses that have dumped her on her head more than once...
...and she nearly took out three children and two walls because of a tree frog?
I believe you, though. Clearly that was no ordinary frog. Fangs out, snarling, launching a full chest attack? That’s a trained assassin. Alyssa may have smuggled a tiny amphibian hitman into the house. You never stood a chance 😂
I’d diagnose it as a severe case of ‘surprise frog to the chest.’ Totally normal response. Not fear. Just an advanced survival reflex.
But the kids are never letting this go. Somewhere, Justin is already planning to hide that frog in your boot. Watch your back, cowgirl 🐸
Also, your farm now officially includes horses, donkeys, dogs, exotic cats, sulcatas, aquatic turtles that refuse to die, and one secret frog. I’m starting to think Alyssa’s taking after her mom.

And now I know your weakness, cowgirl. If you ever want to wrestle, just know I’ll be keeping a tree frog in my pocket as my secret weapon 🐸😏

Out of everything I said, you corrected me on the hair dye. That means every thing else I said was correct. &128515;

Fun fact: in ancient Egypt, frogs symbolized new beginnings and rebirth, since they showed up every year when the Nile flooded and brought the land back to life. So technically, that frog jumping on your chest was an Egyptian sign of a fresh start 🐸

Or was it the plague of frogs, and it’s all my fault. Hard to say 😏. It is easy to get distracted when.....

Someone just had a seizure and I got to play a doctor until the ambulance arrived. They almost broke his arm taking him out the door. He bit his tongue real bad and there was a lot of blood all over the floor.