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#Shoftek!

Prison Kitten said, ‘Mom’s resting? Perfect time for room service’ 😂 She didn’t bring you a mouse, cowgirl. She brought you a gift, delivered personally, still fresh. That’s the highest honor a cat can give....LOL. Very gangster, but also very thoughtful.
The fuzzy white ones are always the most dangerous.
And I love that the one time you actually follow surgeon’s orders and sit down, the universe sends you a live mouse. Clearly your body is not allowed to rest, even when your neurosurgeon prescribes it.
Please don’t set the house on fire. Prison Kitten is clearly already handling pest control. Give her a raise and let her finish the job. Just maybe from the floor next time, not your couch...LOL.

This is going straight into the book. Chapter title: ‘The Fearless Cowgirl Who Survived Coyotes, Broncs, and a Snarling Tree Frog... Then Screamed at a Mouse’ 😂
I’m keeping a list of your natural enemies for the book: tree frogs, mice, rectal thermometers, and anyone who touches Princess’s rear.

Okay, I need the ending. Did Prison Kitten catch it, or is that mouse still loose in your house, plotting his revenge? 😂 And on a scale from tree frog to mouse, which ambush was scarier?

Why do you always revert to arson? Is there a back story? I can't wait to hear it.