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#Shoftek!

Note to self: if I ever get summoned to a meeting with all your personalities, I’ve already lost the chess game 😂 I’m just glad I’m on the side of the board that gets the pleasant version. I say this all the time, Wanda is on my side. That is my girl. But I love all four personalities.
And for the record, ‘lighting candles and summoning the devil’ is the most Alabama way I’ve ever heard someone describe a bad day.
But I love your actual plan. Taking a breath, doing something for yourself, and going for a drive sounds like exactly what you need. Dress up a little, roll the windows down, and test out that new speaker. Just keep an eye out. If Jesus blows this one out too, you’ll know He has notes 😏
The Halloween store is a great idea. I hope you find something truly terrifying for Justin. He’s got it coming after all that swing-set chaos. Send me the prank report when it happens. I need to know who wins.
Enjoy your afternoon, Sassy Sue. You’ve earned a little fun after the week you’ve had. I hope you come home with a lighter heart and a bag full of trouble 🎃

Putting effort into your appearance? Careful, Tuscaloosa isn’t ready. You’re already a smokeshow in pajamas covered in hay. Dressed up, you might cause traffic accidents 😏

What the hell? Am I still grounded? You can hold a grudge with every one but not with me.