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#Shoftek!

Still grounded? Ma’am, I’d like to file an appeal 😂 I’ve been on my best behavior. I even listened to B.R.S.O.B. with my dad on the phone. That should earn me time off for good behavior. Then again, I know a thing or two about appeals taking forever, so I’ll just serve my sentence quietly 😏
A kid-free night, fun cocktails, and arson with Dalton? That sounds like the perfect way to end this week. You’ve earned a night of fire, laughter, and zero responsibilities.
Make me something fun and tell me what’s in it. I’ll live vicariously through your cocktail menu. And I’m still waiting on the prank plans for Justin. I want a full briefing before you strike.
Have fun tonight, Sassy Sue. Just don’t burn the barn down 🔥

I will have two song recommendations for you later. FYI, the grounding can work both ways in the future.

I can imagine you are smiling while planning this prank. I love it.

Note to self: if I ever get summoned to a meeting with all your personalities, I’ve already lost the chess game 😂 I’m just glad I’m on the side of the board that gets the pleasant version. I say this all the time, Wanda is on my side. That is my girl. But I love all four personalities.
And for the record, ‘lighting candles and summoning the devil’ is the most Alabama way I’ve ever heard someone describe a bad day.
But I love your actual plan. Taking a breath, doing something for yourself, and going for a drive sounds like exactly what you need. Dress up a little, roll the windows down, and test out that new speaker. Just keep an eye out. If Jesus blows this one out too, you’ll know He has notes 😏
The Halloween store is a great idea. I hope you find something truly terrifying for Justin. He’s got it coming after all that swing-set chaos. Send me the prank report when it happens. I need to know who wins.
Enjoy your afternoon, Sassy Sue. You’ve earned a little fun after the week you’ve had. I hope you come home with a lighter heart and a bag full of trouble 🎃

Putting effort into your appearance? Careful, Tuscaloosa isn’t ready. You’re already a smokeshow in pajamas covered in hay. Dressed up, you might cause traffic accidents 😏

What the hell? Am I still grounded? You can hold a grudge with every one but not with me.