JA Farms

#Shoftek!

1) The middle man and I developed new more sophisticated code words just in case.
2) Cambell is retarded. One time he asked whom I am on the phone with so I told him my dad. He asked to say hi to my dad but without saying his name. I said sure. I do not talk about this guy at all.
3) I am not oblivious on this side. The 2 big people here want to talk with me every time they see me. I am protected this side. The problem is that you are not on this side.
4) Did you hear that I help some of the guards. I am helping the guard on this side with some financial decisions and how to start a restuarant in Ney York.
5) I talk in Arabic, English and thrown in a few Chinese words so the talk could not be understood. In fact today we added a German word.
6) Shoftak
7) I very much like Zak Bryan The Good I'll Do. You are a bit romatic....LOL. Just kidding. 😃
8) I hope your son likes the present and please tell him Happy Birthday.
9) I hope you have a good day. Mom and Dad were relly happy to see you.

From the MM

We were really happy to see you a bit more than a glance today and I wish there was an opportunity to talk but we understand.

First of all, Happy Birthday to your son and we hope he has a fun day. If he needs help with coding the farm, we can figure out a way.

Here is couple of stories when my son was young. I reminded him with them today.

He got his driving permit when he was 14 years and 9 months because he was anxious to drive. Growing up in Detroit area was the normal thing to do. I needed to go to Sweden on a business trip and took both of them with. He was a bit over 15 and his brother was almost 13. I rented a car in Stockholm and he wanted to drive. Of course I refused because he was still learning in the US. To "shut him up", I told him if they add his name on the rental agreement, i will let him drive. He pulled out his permit and asked the car rental agent to add his name. To my disappointment, the agent looked at it and added his name. Now I am bound by my word. So I let him drive. In fact he drove for a good couple of hours and I was impressed by his driving on the freeway. He finally wanted to give the car to me so I asked him to get off the freeway and he did. There was a stop sign at the end of the ramp so he steopped but could not handle manual transmission on that ramp. The car started to roll backward and he panicked. It was a bit of a scene when I applied the parking brakes and switched with him. There was a line of cars behind us and here is a kid who is apparently younger than the legal driving age in Swededn (18) getting out of the driver seat. At the end of the day, he learned how to drive manual transmission in Sweden.
They needed to go back to school since I needed to stay there for a few more days, so I dropped then in Stockholm airport, they flew to Amsterdam where they changed planes to fly to Detroit. The funny thing is they were minors and shouldn't have crossed international border without a guardian or within the curody of the airlines. At this time, no body really cared and because I used to travel a lot and I got their tickets on my frequent flyer program, they were upgraded to business class from Amsterdam to Detroit. They were in seventh heaven.
Please ask him if he can drive manual transmission if the car is stopped on a ramp.

Second story, he was around 6 and his brother around 4. I took them to the bank on Saturday to get some cash. I left the car in gear and figured out it will not roll back. I entered the ATN kiosk which required the ATM card to unlock. While processing the transaction, I glanced back and found the car rolling back and her is kid trying to hold on to it by grabbing the door. Of course I ran out before it rolled into the traffic. Being him, he had to copy daddy so he started playing with the shifter and got it out of gear. Again he panicked, junped out and tried to stop the car.

I have many stories about the trouble he got into and the trouble he caused but regardless, he has a kind heart just couldn't kep his hands to himself.