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#Shoftek!

I am still laughing over March. You are the first person who knows exactly when did they buy a hair dye from Dollar General 7 months earlier. I believe you whole heartedly. Everyone keeps track of when do they but their hair dyes because of the expiration day on the box. Let me guess, eight months expiration....LOL.

I do pay attention to my surroudings but put yourself in my shoes. I want you to really try. You go and see a beautiful woman with the most beautiful blue eyes, wouldn't you be distracted? Then when she starts to talk with the cutest accent with a smile that God painted, and do you want to insinuate that I missed something. Let's just remember that your hair was worn up. So I can't miss something that was hidden. But I was utterly distracted. Remember, I was holding tight on my life raft for dear life. For the record, when people ask how did we get to know each other, I will bever use that story.

I got away from the Muslim guy, thank you for your concern. It was painful but I got away. It took a diversion, guards, and an emrgency. Ms. Bishop saved me....LOL.

Laugh all you want. The only reason my jaw drops is because no one else has the audacity to talk to me like you do. Keep it coming. I accept it only from you. It is funny you are the one person who can build up my confidence and destroy it in the same breath.

I like 'pepper beard'. It is a sign of wisdom. More importantly, I know you like it on me. 😃

Are you going to see Danielle, this weekend? When she compliments you on the color of your hair, make sure to tell her "Egyptian Brown"....LOL.