JA Farms

#Shoftek!

I AM IN E4

You’re not a jerk. You’re a mom who hauled hay all day. There’s a difference 😂
I’m convinced kids have a sensor wired to every chair in the house or wired to your rear. The second a mom’s backside makes contact, an alarm goes off and they all yell ‘Mom!’ at once. Scientists have been trying to explain it for centuries. As a neurosurgeon, I can confirm it’s a real reflex. We just haven’t found the nerve yet 😏
But look at it this way: they’re not asking you to unload more hay or referee a fight. They just want their mom on the couch with them. That’s a pretty good problem to have. Go get your movie night, and if you happen to fall asleep halfway through, I’m pretty sure that still counts as quality time.
And now I know ‘Something in the Orange’ is one of your favorites. Noted. I’m keeping a list 😉

I will download all the songs in the morning.

Ugly? Ma’am, that word has never once crossed my mind when it comes to you. I was just putting my doctor hat on, which is apparently a reflex I can’t turn off. Somebody mentions a symptom and I start diagnosing.
For the record, you’re beautiful even yesterday, Lost my train of thought and my voice cracked because I saw your beautiful eyes. Did you miss the part that I think you are a cowgilr model. Even with hay in your hair, mud on your boots, exhausted at the end of the day, all of it, you are still beautiful.

What movie are you watching with the kids? I hope you get time to relax. You are one of the hardest working women I know. Still impressed and still beautiful 😃