JA Farms

#Shoftek!

Let me get this straight 😂 Your treatment plan is:
livestock dewormer,
moonshine with peppermints,
a heating blanket set to ‘surface of the sun,’
and, if all else fails, a steroid shot you’re scared of.

Cowgirl, that’s not a remedy. That’s a country song waiting to happen.

As a doctor, I’ve reviewed your case, and I’m officially diagnosing you as ‘a horse that thinks she’s a person’ 🐴 Unfortunately, your insurance doesn’t cover dewormer, and neither does your liver.

Here’s my counteroffer: Tylenol, water, a light blanket, and a nap. I know it sounds boring compared to moonshine and ivermectin, but boring gets you to Calera. Dewormer gets you a very confusing night and possibly a visit from Poison Control.

And refusing to search your vet box for a thermometer because you’d ‘rather croak over’? Ma’am, that’s the most stubborn sentence ever written 😂 but this is so so you. Call your mom, steal Jon Austin’s thermometer back and report your temperature to Dr. Pepper Beard immediately.

Feel better, Sassy Sue. You’re a non-stop machine, but even machines run better on the right fuel un better on the right fuel. And moonshine isn’t it 😏.